I got mail from IBM; I worked for them in the early 1990's. They were
writing to me to tell me that they had sent my identity theft
protection information to the wrong address. Wait. Why are they
sending me identity theft protection information? Puzzled I looked
into the situation more. Apparently they misplaced a tape with
archival employment information. They're quite sure it has not fallen
into malicious hands. After all, it's not the kind of tape that can
be read on a personal computer. So, they signed me up for an identity
protection service at their expense. Of course, they then failed to
actually send that to me but instead sent it somewhere else. Now they
are realizing the second mistake and letting me know that they have
misplaced my information and misdirected their notice about that fact.
This would be even funnier if it was UPS.